itp: SHENANIGANS

[theskyenceguy]

[If you wander out into camp today, you might find some large tents set up with a large banner proclaiming:

HAPPY VALENTINE'S SINGLE'S AWARENESS CHEAP CHOCOLATE DAY!Laid out are the aforementioned chocolates, along with oysters on the half shell, cinnamon hearts, chocolate dipped strawberries, eclairs, basically all you need for a nice romantic

Comments

[wetfortono]

Human hearts...

[pussyfortono]

. . .

[wetfortono]

[we live with rather morbid people]

[pussyfortono]

[ . . . yes ]

[tracknbythenose]

I cannot have the chocolate, it will make my stomach feel wrong.

[ateyourbaby]

...A dingo?

[tracknbythenose]

[headtilt]

I am not a dingo, I am a dog. My name is Dug.

[ateyourbaby]

Dug dingo.

[00_07]

I don't think it's about chocolate or real hearts...

[archaelologist]

Oh?

[00_07]

It's about spending time with the people you love... I think.

[archaelologist]

That sounds nice.

[jaguarken]

[in the absence of booze I'll just wolf down some of these alcohol-laden chocolates]

[theskyenceguy]

...You know we have champagne and stuff, right?

[jaguarken]

Hey, really? I could use a drink ...

[theskyenceguy]

Go ahead.

[gestures to the ~fully stocked bar~]

[ateyourbaby]

[chocolates are where it's at, man]

[ateyourbaby]

Those are spicy!