itp: SHENANIGANS

[theskyenceguy]

[If you wander out into camp today, you might find some large tents set up with a large banner proclaiming:

HAPPY VALENTINE'S SINGLE'S AWARENESS CHEAP CHOCOLATE DAY!Laid out are the aforementioned chocolates, along with oysters on the half shell, cinnamon hearts, chocolate dipped strawberries, eclairs, basically all you need for a nice romantic

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[jaguarken]

[in the absence of booze I'll just wolf down some of these alcohol-laden chocolates]

[theskyenceguy]

...You know we have champagne and stuff, right?

[jaguarken]

Hey, really? I could use a drink ...

[theskyenceguy]

Go ahead.

[gestures to the ~fully stocked bar~]

[jaguarken]

[dives in like a man possessed]

[theskyenceguy]

Hey, can you get me something too?

[jaguarken]

Sure! What do you want?

[glug glug]

[theskyenceguy]

Surprise me.

[jaguarken]

[yo ho ho and a bottle of RUM! pirate-tastic]

Rum?

[theskyenceguy]

Sounds good.

[jaguarken]

[I will fill a champagne glass for you, as I do not consider it beautiful and elegant enough to drink from the bottle]

[theskyenceguy]

[aww, thanks bro]

[jaguarken]

[clinks glasses]

Cheers!

[theskyenceguy]

Cheers.

[jaguarken]

[wondering in a non-pervy way how much you can drink. you're a girl after all]

[theskyenceguy]

[A LOT]

What's with that look?