[ITP: Katou Dies At The End]

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[there is a bleached blond plantangel yelling at an implacable Moogle]

"Resurrection Service Abuse?" What do you mean I'm using you too much?!

((OOC: Randomly, somehow or another, Katou will be dying in every single thread.))

Comments

[unfalsifiable]

Seriously?! Someone has to revive you; of course they're going to get pissed if you keep dying when they're not planning on it... Have a little respect for life, oi!

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It's not like I'm planning it either. Shit happens, people die.

[unfalsifiable]

At least reflect a little on the severity of the situation, dammit...

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I reflected! There was alcohol and everything. And possibly sedatives that one time. I'm not actually a hundred percent on that.

[littlestsoldier]

The plant isn't sturdy.

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You say that like it's my fault.

[littlestsoldier]

It is. Ain't no one else's fault.

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It's only my fault if it's suicide!

[youmustlickit]

H3H3H3H3H3H3H
H4V1NG TROUBLE K4TOU?

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Depends on who you're asking! Me, I think I'm doing fine. But this guy...

[jerks his thumb at the moogle]

[youmustlickit]

H3H3H3H3H
WH4TS H1S PROBL3M?

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"Kupo," apparently! And some shit about using them too much. Which is fucking stupid, it's only been a couple times.

[thepiltdownman]

Man, I didn't think that was possible.

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Neither did I. Who knew moogles were so damned touchy?

[thepiltdownman]

Anyone who was here for the strike, actually.

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When was that?

[forcedtoplay]

[so much judging]

. . .you should be more careful.

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Yeah, yeah, I'm trying. Succeeding, now there's the problem.

[forcedtoplay]

How often do you need their help, anyway?

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Them, specifically? It's only been a couple of times. But this guy keeps talking about "future services", like I plan on needing them again any time soon.