[ITP: Katou Dies At The End]

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[there is a bleached blond plantangel yelling at an implacable Moogle]

"Resurrection Service Abuse?" What do you mean I'm using you too much?!

((OOC: Randomly, somehow or another, Katou will be dying in every single thread.))

Comments

[unfalsifiable]

Seriously?! Someone has to revive you; of course they're going to get pissed if you keep dying when they're not planning on it... Have a little respect for life, oi!

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It's not like I'm planning it either. Shit happens, people die.

[unfalsifiable]

At least reflect a little on the severity of the situation, dammit...

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I reflected! There was alcohol and everything. And possibly sedatives that one time. I'm not actually a hundred percent on that.

[unfalsifiable]

...Sure, whatever.

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But I can't just sit around reflecting all day. There's better shit to do.

[unfalsifiable]

Yeah, I know.

...Are those guys accepting that as an answer though?

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Nope! They're sticking with the "kupo" argument.

[unfalsifiable]

...They can't talk at all?

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They've got signs and shit.

[unfalsifiable]

I see... I guess as long as they can communicate it works.

[fuckyou_chorus]

[okay class! it's time for "let's break the laws of reality and physics and etc!"

FROM KATOU'S PANTS there is a sudden surge of blue-white electricity that covers his entire body! bzzzz-zzz-zzz-zzz-zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzt!!

[unfalsifiable]

--What the--

[unfalsifiable]

...Goddammit, who the hell did that?!