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[halfcocked]

[this Noah would LIKE to get into the Mess Hall for dinner, but this is proving difficult, as he is being swarmed by ADORABLE BABY OTTERS.

wat do.]

I told you I'm not your fucking mom! I'm not! Get off me! We can't keep all of you!!

(( THANKS, GUYS . . .

SLOWIN' DOWNNNNNN THANK YOU ALL!!! I will pick up ))

Comments

[ohno_u_didnt]

So many...

[halfcocked]

Where're they all coming from!?

[ohno_u_didnt]

It would probably be better not to ask.

[halfcocked]

They keep coming! At first it was only like five!

[littlestsoldier]

*PFFT AHAHAHAHAHAHAH POINTING AND LAUGHING NOW*

[halfcocked]

Shut up, asshole, it's not even funny!

[littlestsoldier]

It's hilarious and you know it. You're just bein' a bitch cuz it's happening to you.

[halfcocked]

Like you wouldn't!

[a_mighty_oak]

[--waaaah waaaah uwaaaah]

What are they??

[halfcocked]

Otters, Mikage said . . .

[a_mighty_oak]

They're like weird cats... [trying to pet one]

[halfcocked]

[they seem to be oddly cool with this . . . or ottly . . . nevermind]

Yeah, they're like . . . watercats.

[a_holy_oak]

. . . what did you do . . .

[halfcocked]

Why do you think I did something?! Hakurennnnn!

[a_holy_oak]

I'm just asking.

[halfcocked]

I didn't! They just came! First a few, then more and more! They won't stop following me!

[youschuldblame]

[oh lol]

[halfcocked]

Goddammit, this isn't funny, or a show!

[youschuldblame]

It looks plenty funny to me.

[halfcocked]

Then maybe I oughta take your eyes out.