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[halfcocked]

[this Noah would LIKE to get into the Mess Hall for dinner, but this is proving difficult, as he is being swarmed by ADORABLE BABY OTTERS.

wat do.]

I told you I'm not your fucking mom! I'm not! Get off me! We can't keep all of you!!

(( THANKS, GUYS . . .

SLOWIN' DOWNNNNNN THANK YOU ALL!!! I will pick up ))

Comments

[halfcocked]

--You did? Just one?

[halfcocked]

Who? Hey, what if that was one of mine??

[mindlessvandal]

Did someone just say something about mom fucking?

[halfcocked]

[automatically] Yeah, she was pretty good.

[mindlessvandal]

Oi, are you some sort of shemale? Can I take a picture with you and then post it all over the internet? That'll be the greatest story.

[halfcocked]

Shemale?!

[mythbusting]

Hey, otters. Camp is a pretty lousy place to live because there's no water, but the duck pond is okay.

[halfcocked]

There's a pond? Maybe I can take them to it . . . or we could make them a big pool . . .

[mythbusting]

The pond's too small for twenty otters.

[halfcocked]

So we'll make them a pool, I said!

[justwannahave]

They do seem to like you . . .

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[halfcocked]

Yeah, I figured that out!

[justwannahave]

Maybe they're hungry too?

[halfcocked]

I dunno what they eat.

[andrebirth]

[trying to wade through otters]

Ah, please don't ...

[trips]

[halfcocked]

--Hey! Dumbass, don't sit on them!

[andrebirth]

I'm being carefu-

[disappearing under otters]

[andrebirth]

Ah!! Devit-kun!! Help me!