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[campfuckyourmom]

[it is morning and there is a vrrrrrrrrRRRRrrrrRRRRRM from around where the highway is. It is a dude on a bike and then he is tearing through camp with no care for anyone or anything that might be in his way. Aaand there he goes, towards the opposite cornfields

Comments

[evervigilante]

[campfuckyourmom]

[WHAT THE FUCK]

[evervigilante]

Keep going. You're going to break the camp record for dumbest introduction ever.

[campfuckyourmom]

[DOES IT LOOK LIKE I'M TRYING FOR OTHERWISE

that said I'd be pretty annoyed if I actually heard that]

[science_fact]

[Gunfire in 3... 2... 1......]

[justwannahave]

[It's a dinosaur with a machine gun!]

[science_fact]

[Hmmm... Two birds with one Kalashnikov...]

You! Mammal female! Stand slightly closer to the line of fire!

[justwannahave]

You can't hit me and the moving target at the same time. You're gonna have to choose.

[foreverjustice]

[. . . considering telling him how that's getting him nowhere]

[campfuckyourmom]

[give him a bit, he's starting to notice something vaguely amiss]

[foreverjustice]

[it's a good thing I'm not a troll]

[redretrowitch]

[really.]

A waste of time.

[campfuckyourmom]

[yup!]

[redretrowitch]

[judging your bike]

1/3

[lol_intertubes]

[somehow unimpressed]

2/3

[inna_tube]

[also unimpressed]

3/3

[inna_tube]

[slightly bewildered]

Raidou, what's that man doing?

[lol_intertubes]

Trying to leave, by the looks of things.