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Jan 09, 2011 23:03

[it is morning and there is a vrrrrrrrrRRRRrrrrRRRRRM from around where the highway is. It is a dude on a bike and then he is tearing through camp with no care for anyone or anything that might be in his way. Aaand there he goes, towards the opposite cornfields ( Read more... )

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science_fact January 9 2011, 15:31:13 UTC

[Gunfire in 3... 2... 1......]

justwannahave January 9 2011, 15:34:35 UTC

[It's a dinosaur with a machine gun!]

science_fact January 9 2011, 15:36:49 UTC

[Hmmm... Two birds with one Kalashnikov...]

You! Mammal female! Stand slightly closer to the line of fire!

justwannahave January 9 2011, 15:38:35 UTC

You can't hit me and the moving target at the same time. You're gonna have to choose.

science_fact January 9 2011, 15:41:35 UTC

Can so!

Besides I consider approximately the same time an acceptable alternative!

justwannahave January 9 2011, 15:43:14 UTC

Give it your best shot then. He doesn't look like he's planning to stop anytime soon and you know what they say about people who keep trying the same thing and expecting different results each time . . .

science_fact January 9 2011, 15:43:57 UTC

They are engaging in SCIENCE?!

justwannahave January 9 2011, 15:45:51 UTC

No . . . I was paraphrasing Einstein.

science_fact January 9 2011, 15:47:53 UTC

Why would you do something like that? His meager understanding of the intricacies of the space-time continuum is dwarfed by the towering edifice of my own reptilian genius!

justwannahave January 9 2011, 15:49:22 UTC

Because he had a point when he said that it's probably insanity to expect different results from doing something like that . . . repeatedly. *gestures at bike*

science_fact January 9 2011, 15:50:20 UTC

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I fail to see how this is in any way relevant to my getting to shoot two annoying mammals at once.

justwannahave January 9 2011, 15:52:19 UTC

. . . You do know that death isn't permanent in Camp, right? So if you shoot us, we'd just get up again. And again . . . And again.

science_fact January 9 2011, 15:53:50 UTC

... perhaps your earlier anecdote does possess unexpected relevance.

As that is the case, I would happily engage in SCIENCE... And practice.

justwannahave January 9 2011, 15:55:02 UTC

What science do you practice then?

science_fact January 9 2011, 15:57:55 UTC

The science of humanity's DOWNFALL AND DESTRUCTION!

Also I dabble in astronomy.

justwannahave January 9 2011, 16:00:24 UTC

That's a bit redundant isn't it? Humans are already this close to blowing themselves up with nuclear weapons.

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