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[erocchi]

[Out in the cornfield, there is a beautiful romantic scene unfolding. One (1) busty schoolgirl is being carried by one (1) happily chattering gentleman in a classy hat. It's all very picturesque.]

You really should be careful, miss. There's all sorts of hazards out in the fields for a young lady such as yourself.

((OOC: Doublepost for Anri and

Comments

[sharpenned]

. . . Anri-senpai. . .?

[erocchi]

Eh, another classmate?

[sharpenned]

Mm! . . . um, who are you . . .?

[erocchi]

A friend of the lady's. [as decided by him, a few minutes ago]

[fuckyeahseateen]

I feel like I offer to punch people a lot when you're around. How about this one?

[cutoutoflove]

No, Chikage-san is, ah... A friend.

[fuckyeahseateen]

Gotcha.

[cutoutoflove]

Thank you.

[science_fact]

Is this some kind of disgusting mammalian mating ritual?

[cutoutoflove]

--Eeeeh?!

[science_fact]

Your panicked exclamation is an appropriate response to my terrifying reptilian glory, but that does not answer the question.

[cutoutoflove]

[hgdfjkhgk!!!] There's n-nothing like that...!

[hoppy_ending]

Eh? Is she okay?

[erocchi]

Of course, of course. I'd never let a lady under my protection come to harm.

[hoppy_ending]

Mm, I'd hope not! What did she need protection from though?

[erocchi]

There could be snakes.

[a_bit_unstaple]

My, this is quite the love-love scene.

I wonder what Ryuugamine-kun and Masaomi-kun would say if they saw this.

[ohno_u_didnt]

He's messing with an ot3.

[a_bit_unstaple]

That or opening the door for the OTP.

In retrospect, being in the arms of a man is better than on a bus.

[ohno_u_didnt]

Good point. And true, getting put on a bus would be worse.