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[erocchi]

[Out in the cornfield, there is a beautiful romantic scene unfolding. One (1) busty schoolgirl is being carried by one (1) happily chattering gentleman in a classy hat. It's all very picturesque.]

You really should be careful, miss. There's all sorts of hazards out in the fields for a young lady such as yourself.

((OOC: Doublepost for Anri and

Comments

[science_fact]

Is this some kind of disgusting mammalian mating ritual?

[cutoutoflove]

--Eeeeh?!

[science_fact]

Your panicked exclamation is an appropriate response to my terrifying reptilian glory, but that does not answer the question.

[cutoutoflove]

[hgdfjkhgk!!!] There's n-nothing like that...!

[science_fact]

Then you are not enacting a bizarre pre-coital ritual?

[cutoutoflove]

P-please don't say things like that.

[science_fact]

You do not appreciate these clinical observations of your adolescent affection displays?

[cutoutoflove]

Chikage-san is just helping me.

[science_fact]

By... carrying you so that you will not be tired when the fiery destruction of your pathetic civilization comes about?

[cutoutoflove]

... Is that going to be soon?

[science_fact]

I don't want to ruin the surprise.

...

But yes.

[cutoutoflove]

Oh...

[science_fact]

... you are disappointed by this news.

[cutoutoflove]

I just returned...

[science_fact]

And the thought of losing your world and everyone you love brings great pain to your four-chambered ape heart?

[cutoutoflove]

Th-there was just... I thought I would have time to...