SANTA IS COMING TO CAMP

[crosshisheart]

[This lovely afternoon, in the Mess Hall there is a bearded man dressed in red. He looks a hell of a lot like Santa and he seems to have candy. Kind of. The glasses might be overdoing it, but that aside he looks pretty believable. Especially if you're young.

So. What do YOU want for Christmas?]

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[screwfate]

*making an encore appearance just for Rain Claus*

Who are you?

[crosshisheart]

I'm Santa Claus!

[screwfate]

...

What's a Santa Claus?

*:|a*

[crosshisheart]

Someone who brings presents to well-behaved children on Christmas.

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[inpignation]

[on the other knee to Jade]

... you know, I am looking a bit short on ponies myself recently.

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[crosshisheart]

[WHY ARE THERE TWO OF YOU?]

I'm all out of ponies.

[inpignation]

You can't be out of ponies. Santa is traditionally immune to supply-and-demand chains.

[crosshisheart]

Would a wooden pony do?

[weatherfairy]

Santa... Claus?

[crosshisheart]

Yes, hello!

[weatherfairy]

...I didn't know this place had Santa too.

[crosshisheart]

Of course this place has Santa!

[x_autnihil]

*...what. :|a*

[crosshisheart]

Hello!

[x_autnihil]

Hello.

[crosshisheart]

You have no idea of who I am, do you?

[boldstarring]

Is the beard made of synthetic fibers or is it actually legitimate?

[crosshisheart]

Jesse St. James!

[boldstarring]

Yes?

[crosshisheart]

What was it? An electric guitar? A battery? I'm old now, my memory isn't what it used to be.