SANTA IS COMING TO CAMP

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[This lovely afternoon, in the Mess Hall there is a bearded man dressed in red. He looks a hell of a lot like Santa and he seems to have candy. Kind of. The glasses might be overdoing it, but that aside he looks pretty believable. Especially if you're young.

So. What do YOU want for Christmas?]

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Comments

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Is the beard made of synthetic fibers or is it actually legitimate?

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Jesse St. James!

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Yes?

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What was it? An electric guitar? A battery? I'm old now, my memory isn't what it used to be.

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But you're Santa, so you should know.

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I'm old and you haven't been very good this year.

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Are we reading the same list?

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Yes?

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Because I think you're making that up.

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Oh you're not a bad kid, but you're a bit self-centered. We live in a selfish world, so you put yourself first. Ambitious too, which isn't bad either unless it takes over everything else, and sometimes it does with you.

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I participate in charitable organizations frequently. We find it's very rewarding to give back to others.

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You do it so it goes on your record and you can get in a goos university later.

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That doesn't make it not charity.

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No, it doesn't. But you're not doing it to help.

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And what about you? You appear mysteriously with candy and suddenly, small children are swarming you everywhere like moths to a flame. If you ask me, that's suspicious. You're a member of a blue dot household. Aren't you. I think I need an adult immediately.

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I don't know what a blue dot household is, and I am an adult.