WALL OF TEXT
[there is a man in a lab coat carrying a video camera! and he is talking into it]
Though I haven't been here long, I have already heard and seen such fantastic things; Camp Fuck U Die, or "camp" as it is commonly referred to - usually in a manner of which to place blame - seems to be its own pocket of warped, alternate reality. There is all manner of strange, magical events and transformations that occur here. I am hoping to experience some myself, in due time!
However, as I have not been employed here for long enough to really understand the workings of "camp," I have decided to use this fine winter day to ask the residents some questions!
[he turns the camera to you. yes, you.]
Excuse me! Are you busy? May I ask about your camp experiences, or perhaps if you have discovered you are a work of fiction?
(herp derp slowing down.♥)
Though I haven't been here long, I have already heard and seen such fantastic things; Camp Fuck U Die, or "camp" as it is commonly referred to - usually in a manner of which to place blame - seems to be its own pocket of warped, alternate reality. There is all manner of strange, magical events and transformations that occur here. I am hoping to experience some myself, in due time!
However, as I have not been employed here for long enough to really understand the workings of "camp," I have decided to use this fine winter day to ask the residents some questions!
[he turns the camera to you. yes, you.]
Excuse me! Are you busy? May I ask about your camp experiences, or perhaps if you have discovered you are a work of fiction?
(herp derp slowing down.♥)