WALL OF TEXT

[nicetouch]

[there is a man in a lab coat carrying a video camera! and he is talking into it]Though I haven't been here long, I have already heard and seen such fantastic things; Camp Fuck U Die, or "camp" as it is commonly referred to - usually in a manner of which to place blame - seems to be its own pocket of warped, alternate reality. There is all manner

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[lostvalhalla]

A..work of fiction?

[nicetouch]

I am not implying that it is true for everyone, but I have heard about it.

[lostvalhalla]

How absurd. I am no doubt real, as is my husband.

[nicetouch]

I never said otherwise. If that's what you believe, then I won't challenge it!

[nocturnemission]

I'm totally real!

[nicetouch]

Of course you are. I never meant to cause you to believe otherwise! This is not a question of existentialism.

[nocturnemission]

Oh, good! 'Cause I'm 100% existentialized! So, what did you want to know? Just about weird stuff here?

[nicetouch]

Weird stuff of any and all sorts would be great!

[asterisking]

Fiction?

[nicetouch]

Not factual, imaginary, invented.

[asterisking]

Oh?

[nicetouch]

Yes! I have only heard about it, and I felt it deserved to be looked into further.

[welcome_summer]

[looks up from her meal of bread and veggies]

I suppose you could ask....

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[nicetouch]

................ [talking elephant]

Are you someone who transformed, or...?

[welcome_summer]

Yes, I'm a transmogrified counselor.

[nicetouch]

How did it happen? And how does it feel?

[nicetouch]

I'm doing field research right now.

[nicetouch]

I am! You wouldn't by chance have anything else to tell me about your adventures here, would you?