DECK THE HALLS WITH STRANDS OF PARASITIC KISSING PROMPTERS

[nevertogaslight]

Hey, kids! As a personal point of pride in our lovely Director, I just wanted to announce that our special brand of the phoradendron genus is now officially classified as its own species. Genetically modified from viscum album, phoradendron sayrum is only the tenth instance of parasitism to have ever evolved in the plant kingdom.

I totally don't

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[archaelologist]

It's not everyday a new species of flora is discovered.

[anenduringoath]

It's not new, though, it's been around for a while!

[archaelologist]

But it's only now that it's being identified on its own.

[anenduringoath]

Does that really count?

[redretrowitch]

As if it wasn't already classified as parasitic.

[gazing up at it, hmmm, maybe ...]

[bitchester]

Parasites are generally seen as a bad thing. If you're wondering.

[redretrowitch]

Did I say otherwise?

[oh, isn't this curious?

stepping up to him until they're close. face to face]

[bitchester]

[breathes out in a huff]

What?

[he may be going for a weapon, just in case]

[mycatreadsthis]

[COME AND GET SOME OF THIS]

[babyjusthurtme]

oh swweet fuck you again

[mycatreadsthis]

You've got something stuck in your hair.

[babyjusthurtme]

[You reach up, plucking the INVASIVE WEED from your horn.]

wwhat the fuck

[nocturnemission]

So... vampire plants are gonna be forcing us to make out? That's kinda gross.

[so_sew_me]

Just kinda?

[nocturnemission]

Well, you know, there could probably be worse things...

[so_sew_me]

I'm not sure I want to know...

*...though she can't deny being curious*

[butlersfoodcake]

[sighs]

How troublesome.

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[crosshisheart]

[SNEAKING AWAY BEHIND SCARECROWS]

[butlersfoodcake]

[without any change in tone]

I'm hardly going to chase you down, Rain.

[crosshisheart]

It's not just you.