DECK THE HALLS WITH STRANDS OF PARASITIC KISSING PROMPTERS

[nevertogaslight]

Hey, kids! As a personal point of pride in our lovely Director, I just wanted to announce that our special brand of the phoradendron genus is now officially classified as its own species. Genetically modified from viscum album, phoradendron sayrum is only the tenth instance of parasitism to have ever evolved in the plant kingdom.

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[butlersfoodcake]

[sighs]

How troublesome.

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[crosshisheart]

[SNEAKING AWAY BEHIND SCARECROWS]

[butlersfoodcake]

[without any change in tone]

I'm hardly going to chase you down, Rain.

[crosshisheart]

It's not just you.

[butlersfoodcake]

If you don't look where you're going, you're only going to run into someone. . .

[crosshisheart]

I won--

[crosshisheart]

[CRASHES AGAINST A SCARECROW]

[crosshisheart]

Ow.

[butlersfoodcake]

[. . .]

Shall I navigate away and attempt to spare you, then? Lest you injure your head too badly to remember the danger.

[crosshisheart]

Yes!

[butlersfoodcake]

Very well. I suppose I'll see you in January.

[WALKING AWAY :)]

[crosshisheart]

[CALLING AFTER LIKE A WINNER]

Wait, WAIT! JANUARY?!

[butlersfoodcake]

[pauses]

That's when the mistletoe departs, is it not?

[crosshisheart]

But that's a month away. And... and Christmas. And dinner.

[butlersfoodcake]

Who said that you're invited? It may be of no concern at all.

[crosshisheart]

Don't be mean.