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[vampsuckudry]

[there's a man near the Mess Hall talking to you. yes, you]

Hello. I'm Damon Salvatore, your newest Romance Advisor. Now tell me, how is your love life today?

(( intro for Damon! will be slow. also, please fill this up if you haven't yet. ETA: I'M SO SLOW, GUYS. BUT I LOVE YOU ALL.ETA2: DROPPING FOR THE NIGHT, I'll pick up everything tomorrow.

Comments

[stolengood]

Well, there is this one man...

[vampsuckudry]

He must be so lucky.

[stolengood]

It's like he doesn't even know I exist.

[vampsuckudry]

That can't be right. How can he ignore a beautiful woman like you?

[ownshissword]

Nonexistent. Also none of your business.

[wayofthetsun]

Seriously, like we're gonna tell a total stranger about that kind of stuff.

[ownshissword]

Well, I might. If it was a random stranger that didn't come off as exceptionally skeevy.

[wayofthetsun]

Except sometimes the non-skeevy-seeming ones are just good actors.

[samsera]

I-it's... fine? Why do you want to know...

[vampsuckudry]

Why wouldn't I? It's my job.

[samsera]

A-asking personal questions...?

[vampsuckudry]

Couldn't it be any other way?

[dancemecanique]

If I say 'fine' will you move along?

[vampsuckudry]

Only if that's the truth.

[dancemecanique]

Uh-huh. Like you actually want to do this job.

[vampsuckudry]

As a matter of fact, I do.

[pussyfortono]

. . . there is no need for that.

[vampsuckudry]

Why not? Don't be shy, let it all out.

[pussyfortono]

I refuse.

[vampsuckudry]

Do you have anything better to do?