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[vampsuckudry]

[there's a man near the Mess Hall talking to you. yes, you]

Hello. I'm Damon Salvatore, your newest Romance Advisor. Now tell me, how is your love life today?

(( intro for Damon! will be slow. also, please fill this up if you haven't yet. ETA: I'M SO SLOW, GUYS. BUT I LOVE YOU ALL.ETA2: DROPPING FOR THE NIGHT, I'll pick up everything tomorrow.

Comments

[dancemecanique]

If I say 'fine' will you move along?

[vampsuckudry]

Only if that's the truth.

[dancemecanique]

Uh-huh. Like you actually want to do this job.

[vampsuckudry]

As a matter of fact, I do.

[dancemecanique]

You're in it for the laughs.

[vampsuckudry]

Well, that's only part of it.

[dancemecanique]

What's the other part?

[vampsuckudry]

The other part is that I'm bored enough to help.

[dancemecanique]

And what are your qualifications~?

[vampsuckudry]

I've had several years of experience.

[dancemecanique]

So you regularly harass people at home! My faith in your abilities has skyrocketed.

[vampsuckudry]

Your lack of faith hurts me.

[dancemecanique]

How terrible. The hospital's over that way.

[vampsuckudry]

Oh, I think I'll survive.

[dancemecanique]

Oh good! I'd hate for camp to have to go without it's romantic advisor.

[vampsuckudry]

Its Romance Advisor will be fine.