ITP: HOOLIGANS

[alwaysuserubber]

[IN AN OPEN FIELD TONIGHT: two small brothers and a few very unhappy tipped cows.]

Let me do the next one, Ace!

(( eta aaand we're out for the night, will pick up tomorrow o/ ))

Comments

[ohno_u_didnt]

Ah, be careful not to hurt the cows, or yourselves.

[holeintheace]

We don't need your help!

[ohno_u_didnt]

I didn't say you needed help.

[holeintheace]

Good.

[archaelologist]

[catching those poor cows]

[holeintheace]

Why're you doing that?

[archaelologist]

Wouldn't want them to get hurt, would we?

[holeintheace]

Oh.

[makin_you_cry]

[picking up a tipped cow and putting it back on its hooves] Hup! There you go!

[holeintheace]

Cheater!

[makin_you_cry]

Ha? What is cheating?

[looking around for the cheater, because it's obviously not him. right? right]

[holeintheace]

. . .

[kick_up_a_notch]

[catching a cow with his foot and tipping it back upright before it falls]

That's not how you make a milkshake-- eh? Luffy?

[alwaysuserubber]

[BRB HEADBUTTING A COW]

[kick_up_a_notch]

Oi, oi!

[alwaysuserubber]

[THAT'S OUR CUE TO DINE AND DASH--only Ace isn't running, so just. half-hides behind him]

[crowingabout]

Wahahahahaha! [comes out of nowhere to tip the cow you were just looking at]

[alwaysuserubber]

HEY!

[crowingabout]

Hahahahaha!

[alwaysuserubber]

That was ours!