ITP: HOOLIGANS

[alwaysuserubber]

[IN AN OPEN FIELD TONIGHT: two small brothers and a few very unhappy tipped cows.]

Let me do the next one, Ace!

(( eta aaand we're out for the night, will pick up tomorrow o/ ))

Comments

[crowingabout]

Wahahahahaha! [comes out of nowhere to tip the cow you were just looking at]

[alwaysuserubber]

HEY!

[crowingabout]

Hahahahaha!

[alwaysuserubber]

That was ours!

[crowingabout]

There's plenty for you to have!

... hey, you're littler than usual.

[alwaysuserubber]

--Am not! I grew since last week! Ask Ace!

[crowingabout]

Who's Ace?

[alwaysuserubber]

[points]

[crowingabout]

If you both shrunk then he might think you got bigger.

[alwaysuserubber]

What the hell are you talking about?

[crowingabout]

Nothing important. You wanna get that one? [points]

[alwaysuserubber]

IT'S MINE!

[INEFFECTUAL SHOVE]

[crowingabout]

You can do it, try taking a bigger run up!

[alwaysuserubber]

[running staaaart /o/ \o\]

[crowingabout]

[watches]

[alwaysuserubber]

[BOUNCES RIGHT OFF THE COW'S SIDE, sob]