Camp Bachelor/Bachelorette Auctions:Female Campers

[hidesthebodies]

. . . I can't believe I'm doing this. Welcome to the 3rd Semi-Annual Camp Fuck You Die Bachelor and Bachelorette Auctions! Today, the female campers are up for auction whether they choose to be or not. May the highest bidder win!

Good luck . . . and don't expect any help from me.

((Stealing this from last time: A character will start a thread

Comments

Naoto Shirogane, Detective Prince

[hardlyboy]

Oh, not this foolishness again.

((Placeholderish))

[moondropkick]

Oh?

[hardlyboy]

That "nickname" is still absurd.

[moondropkick]

I think it's kind of cute.

I was more wondering about the auction part, though.

Princess Kaoru

[harisentai]

Just what is this?

[wetfortono]

[IN BEFORE YOUR SON] The Princess as well?

[harisentai]

What is going on here?

[wetfortono]

It seems that - ridiculous as it sounds - female inhabits of camper age are being auctioned off!

Gon, in hobo-chic

[gonwiththewind]

I don't think you can really sell people, not even here.

Re: Gon, in hobo-chic

[speeeeeeeeeed]

...okay kid you are waaaay too young for this.

[gonwiththewind]

I don't think anybody really wants to be sold at auction no matter how old they are.

[speeeeeeeeeed]

Right but...okay not actually explaining this. Anyway, tasteless. You got a grownup friend who will take care of it?

Kobato

[fulltimedere]

I wonder what happens if someone buys you.

((I'll be here for another hour or so, but then I won't be picking up until later tonight.))

[soviet_catboy]

...Mmmmnnn, kind of young, huh...

[fulltimedere]

Young for what?

[soviet_catboy]

A date. How old is Elliot, anyway...?

Morgana

[futureseeing]

Auction?!

[soviet_catboy]

[Approaches] Hi!

[futureseeing]

Do you know what's happening?

[soviet_catboy]

Yep! People place bids on you girls, and then the winner goes on a date! Or maybe just has something else happen, I've never been around for this.

Anyway! You seem offended, and that's good!