Camp Bachelor/Bachelorette Auctions:Female Campers

[hidesthebodies]

. . . I can't believe I'm doing this. Welcome to the 3rd Semi-Annual Camp Fuck You Die Bachelor and Bachelorette Auctions! Today, the female campers are up for auction whether they choose to be or not. May the highest bidder win!

Good luck . . . and don't expect any help from me.

((Stealing this from last time: A character will start a thread

Comments

Kobato

[fulltimedere]

I wonder what happens if someone buys you.

((I'll be here for another hour or so, but then I won't be picking up until later tonight.))

[soviet_catboy]

...Mmmmnnn, kind of young, huh...

[fulltimedere]

Young for what?

[soviet_catboy]

A date. How old is Elliot, anyway...?

[fulltimedere]

Oh, you know Elliot too?

[Totally didn't notice the part about the date yet.]

[soviet_catboy]

Oh yeah! He's my friend--do you like him?

[fulltimedere]

Of course!~ He makes a lot of scary faces, but he's actually very nice.

[soviet_catboy]

Aaah, you know him so well--!

I'm bidding on you!

[fulltimedere]

Oh, thank you!~

[made_in_me]

Hey, are you friendly with this catboy?

[fulltimedere]

He and I just met, but he does know my friend Elliot!

[made_in_me]

Careful! You are so cute and he is a man after all...... but he is very cute too...

[soviet_catboy]

--Hey, it's not for me. But thanks I guess?

[made_in_me]

Who it's for?

[soviet_catboy]

My friend Elliot. He's a gentleman, so don't worry.

[made_in_me]

Elliot. Does not sound like a gentle man!