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[speeeeeeeeeed]

[what do you get when you mix a speedster who has special vibration explody powers with an enormous field of corn? oh yeah, that's right. POPCORN. an incredible explosion of popcorn

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[theskyenceguy]

Those kernels probably have zombie all over them. Don't trust it.

[speeeeeeeeeed]

They don't taste intended for human consumption. But they smell okay.

[is eating anyway]

[theskyenceguy]

...That's not sanitary.

[speeeeeeeeeed]

We're in a cornfield full of the walking dead, everybody is weird, and there's something with lots of tentacles in that silo. I am really not worried about the crappy popcorn.

[theskyenceguy]

Well, I hope you enjoy your vomit-filled evening.

[speeeeeeeeeed]

Iron stomach. I'll be fine.

[theskyenceguy]

Ah, the fearlessness of youth.

[speeeeeeeeeed]

Do I need to find you a cane or something, grandma?

[theskyenceguy]

Don't make me splash you with some hydroxyacelunodosetrase.

[speeeeeeeeeed]

Hydroxawhat?

[theskyenceguy]

It's an experimental chemical solution.

[speeeeeeeeeed]

Yeah, uh, has anyone ever had that really important conversation about what happens when you mix experimental chemicals and people with superpowers? Short answer: nothing good.

[theskyenceguy]

You're obviously not a stranger to chemicals.

[BLEACHED HAIR, I SEES IT]

[speeeeeeeeeed]

What, the hair? No, that's totally natural. Do I have to get naked to prove it?

[his eyebrows do match!]

[theskyenceguy]

Please don't. Also, superheroes don't exist.

[speeeeeeeeeed]

Sure they do. We do. I don't wear this stuff just because I look good in it.