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[speeeeeeeeeed]

[what do you get when you mix a speedster who has special vibration explody powers with an enormous field of corn? oh yeah, that's right. POPCORN. an incredible explosion of popcorn

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[samsera]

[long pause, then brushes some popcorn out of her hair]

...R-Ricochet has a movie place...?

[speeeeeeeeeed]

Who does?

...hey, what's your name?

[samsera]

Se...ra...?

[speeeeeeeeeed]

Hi, Sera. I'm Speed. Where'd you say the movies were?

[write_it_in]

[there is popcorn in my tea]

...

Tommy, you shit.

[speeeeeeeeeed]

Hey, don't insult the guy who brings the snacks.

...

How the hell do you know my name?

[write_it_in]

...oh. Figures.

[long-suffering sigh] Because we were roommates.

[speeeeeeeeeed]

We were? So is this some weird kind of alternative cornfilled universe?

[faileh]

Uhhh... here is camp, and this is cow corn, man.

[picks a piece out of his hair and considers whether or not he wants to try it]

[speeeeeeeeeed]

Then you bring the snacks. And what kind of camp is in the middle of a farm?

[faileh]

[has tested the popcorn and determined it is gross!]

Yeeeah, I'll bring the snacks.

...don't knock the farm, it smells better than the swamp.

[speeeeeeeeeed]

[is eating it anyway. speedsters have needs, man]

You're right, this does taste like ass. Okay, I'll put cow crap up higher on the list of good smells than rotting stuff, but so?

[auragasm]

[smallest child EVER is peering at you from around the side of a cabin... there's popcorn all in his hair]

[speeeeeeeeeed]

Hey, what's a tiny kid like you doing in a place like this? Whatever kind of place this is.

[squatting down to be at little kid level]

[auragasm]

[half-step back, but. mostly just watching you with big pretty eyes.]

[speeeeeeeeeed]

I'm not a real stranger, I'm a superhero. Name's Speed. What's yours?

[boxbythebed]

Camp. It's somewhere.

[speeeeeeeeeed]

That's real specific!

[but you're kinda hot]

[boxbythebed]

I don't think anyone knows, really. How'd you get the corn to pop?

[speeeeeeeeeed]

Superpowers. Cool, huh?