itp: sad attempts at relaxation

[goldstarring]

[Chilling in the Mess Hall today? Having some quiet time? Well, no more. Someone, you see, is talking at you. Loudly. It is also of note that she appears to be about to throw yoghurt at her laptop.]

Excuse me! Sorry to disturb you, but I had to ask: do you think there should ever, ever be a question on a quiz that is answered with bran?[Rachel

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[screwfate]

...

I wouldn't know.

[goldstarring]

That's probably for the best.

[screwfate]

...What kind of quiz are you taking?

[goldstarring]

A supposedly impossible quiz.

[sisofakiller]

"What's the worst kind of muffin?"

[goldstarring]

I actually can't deny that one. It's unfortunate that that wasn't the question asked.

[sisofakiller]

What are you doing? [peering]

[goldstarring]

[turns her laptop to show her]

From the name, this quiz is impossible. Which is ridiculous as it's a mere case of trial and error.

[ridestherider]

I suppose it depends on what the quiz is for and what it's asking ...?

[goldstarring]

It's asking ridiculous questions in order to be ridiculous.

[ridestherider]

I'm guessing this isn't completely hypothetical.

[goldstarring]

It's not at all hypothetical. It's an actual quiz on the internet.

[necessaryevil]

I suppose it depends on the quiz.

[goldstarring]

It's this impossible quiz. [turns her laptop to show him :|]

[necessaryevil]

...I see. There are many ridiculous things on the internet.

[goldstarring]

My internet usage has never been very high. I've always got other things to do. But I've been told I ought to relax for a while on my many life goals, so ... I'm trying to find a way to do that. But it won't work very well when the internet throws the word impossible at me. That's just a challenge.

[ahotpeace]

[you can always trust a teenage boy to jump right to poop jokes]

Well...

[goldstarring]

Well what?

[ahotpeace]

Bran might be the answer to a few questions. What are you doing?

[goldstarring]

Have you seen this quiz before? [turns her computer.]