itp: sad attempts at relaxation

[goldstarring]

[Chilling in the Mess Hall today? Having some quiet time? Well, no more. Someone, you see, is talking at you. Loudly. It is also of note that she appears to be about to throw yoghurt at her laptop.]

Excuse me! Sorry to disturb you, but I had to ask: do you think there should ever, ever be a question on a quiz that is answered with bran?[Rachel

Comments

[sisofakiller]

"What's the worst kind of muffin?"

[goldstarring]

I actually can't deny that one. It's unfortunate that that wasn't the question asked.

[sisofakiller]

What are you doing? [peering]

[goldstarring]

[turns her laptop to show her]

From the name, this quiz is impossible. Which is ridiculous as it's a mere case of trial and error.

[sisofakiller]

Nothing's impossible! I'll show it who's boss!

[goldstarring]

I completely agree.

[sisofakiller]

Here, let me see it.

[goldstarring]

[turns it to her]

I don't mind making it a team effort at all.

[sisofakiller]

[starts the quiz from the beginning, and starts losing lives pretty much immediately]

--Argh! What does that even mean?

[goldstarring]

Isn't it ridiculous? That one's the top right.

[sisofakiller]

I, I can do it! Without help!

[finally gets to #25]

. . . What? None of these things would kill a werewolf.

[goldstarring]

Try shoe polish. That'd kill anyone.

[sisofakiller]

Not a werewolf! These people have obviously never met a werewolf!

[goldstarring]

- you've met a werewolf?

[sisofakiller]

Of course I have. Ahh, it's actually a surprise to meet a regular human being here for once! You are one, aren't you? Then I shouldn't be giving you information, but on the other hand, no one really seems to care here . . .

[goldstarring]

I'm certainly regular as far as being anything supernatural is concerned. I have never even imagined myself to be a vampire or a werewolf. But I am very curious.