itp: the future is in your backyard

[theskyenceguy]

[TODAY, a jalopy is headed straight for you! It probably swerves at the last minute and does a circuit around camp, coming to a stop in front of a crowd of politely applauding zombies.]

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how you convert your standard combustible engine into one that runs on bio-fuel made from corn.

[introoooo. ETA: out for

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[wrightpanties]

...!

Ema, you're here!

[theskyenceguy]

Heya, Trucy. So uh, about your dad...

[wrightpanties]

Oh, that. You'll have to forgive him. Daddy's a little lost.

...by a couple of years.

[theskyenceguy]

This place really is weird.

[wrightpanties]

Isn't that right up your alley? It's full of weird science.

[theskyenceguy]

[gesturing to zombies]

Those things are hardly science! And my Snackoos taste terrible here.

[wrightpanties]

Oh, it might be the splenda.

[theskyenceguy]

...Splenda?

[wrightpanties]

[...UH OH]

Sugar is banned here.

[theskyenceguy]

[...you might have to say that again]

[wrightpanties]

I-It's really not so bad. You're a scientist, you can find a substitute!

[theskyenceguy]

So it's affected ALL THE BAGS?

[wrightpanties]

That would be my guess.

[theskyenceguy]

[catatonic with despair]