itp: the future is in your backyard

[theskyenceguy]

[TODAY, a jalopy is headed straight for you! It probably swerves at the last minute and does a circuit around camp, coming to a stop in front of a crowd of politely applauding zombies.]

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how you convert your standard combustible engine into one that runs on bio-fuel made from corn.

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Comments

[weluvthe80z]

Very impressive. You think so too, right Zach?

[theskyenceguy]

Thank you.

...Is Zach one of the zombies?

[weluvthe80z]

Definitely not.

[theskyenceguy]

Then who are you talking to?

[putyrchinthebox]

Wow!

[theskyenceguy]

It's pretty easy once yo-

[theskyenceguy]

[wait why do you have kitty ears]

[putyrchinthebox]

Once yo?

[notmakingout]

[jumps out of the way]

Wow, not bad!

[theskyenceguy]

It's excellent, in fact.

[notmakingout]

I'll take yer word for it. 'Fraid I don't know much about engines of any type.

[theskyenceguy]

It's not the engine itself that's remarkable, it's the modifications that allow it to run on corn you should be impressed by.

[coffeejesus]

Oh my.

[theskyenceguy]

Amazing, isn't it?

[coffeejesus]

It is, yes.

[theskyenceguy]

Science always is.

[fromthelostdays]

*good thing you swerved in time, because if you'd made me jump out of the way I was getting ready to shoot out your tires*

Go you, managing to avoid running anyone over.

[theskyenceguy]

Hey, it's hardly my fault if the test driver isn't as skilled as he could be.

[Indeed, the scarecrow stumbling from the driver's side of the car probably doesn't have a license.]

[fromthelostdays]

I actually wasn't being completely sarcastic. It used to be enough of a problem when a car showed up that I needed to promise a friend of mind that I'd wreck any I saw heading her way... though that might have been more of an issue with her than with the drivers.

[theskyenceguy]

...Was she wearing a large electro-magnet or something?