itp: the future is in your backyard

[theskyenceguy]

[TODAY, a jalopy is headed straight for you! It probably swerves at the last minute and does a circuit around camp, coming to a stop in front of a crowd of politely applauding zombies.]

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how you convert your standard combustible engine into one that runs on bio-fuel made from corn.

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Comments

[legally_blond]

[...what]

[theskyenceguy]

[...]

[theskyenceguy]

YOU!

[legally_blond]

[djfk steps back out of the line of fire]

...so nice to see you again, Fräulein Detective!

[theskyenceguy]

Why does it seem like you always have to show up no matter where I go?

[legally_blond]

With all due respect, I was here first.

[theskyenceguy]

Don't try that with me.

[legally_blond]

You just arrived, ja?

[theskyenceguy]

Unfortunately.

[legally_blond]

Then I did get here first, by nearly two years. It's a fact.

[theskyenceguy]

[stop your LOGIC, it won't work on me]

That's not making this any better!

[legally_blond]

[isn't really paying much attention]

Where did you even get this... car thing?

[theskyenceguy]

It was just laying around. Kind of hard to get it out from all the cornstalks, though.

[legally_blond]

Ah, yes, the corn. It does get everywhere.

[theskyenceguy]

This is probably somehow your fault as well.

[legally_blond]

I can do a lot of things, Fräulein, but conjuring up disturbing summer camps in cornfields is not one of them.