itp: the future is in your backyard

[theskyenceguy]

[TODAY, a jalopy is headed straight for you! It probably swerves at the last minute and does a circuit around camp, coming to a stop in front of a crowd of politely applauding zombies.]

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how you convert your standard combustible engine into one that runs on bio-fuel made from corn.

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Comments

[notmakingout]

[jumps out of the way]

Wow, not bad!

[theskyenceguy]

It's excellent, in fact.

[notmakingout]

I'll take yer word for it. 'Fraid I don't know much about engines of any type.

[theskyenceguy]

It's not the engine itself that's remarkable, it's the modifications that allow it to run on corn you should be impressed by.

[notmakingout]

I'll keep that in mind. Want ta explain it ta me, darlin'?

[theskyenceguy]

What exactly about me do you think is darling, huh?

[notmakingout]

Well, from the two minutes of our acquaintance so far I'd say you're gorgeous, smart and confident. I'm sure there'll be plenty more when we get ta know each other better.

[theskyenceguy]

Oh great, another one.

Listen, I'm not interested.

[notmakingout]

Aw, shuttin' me down so soon?

[theskyenceguy]

I'm veeeeeery familiar with your type.

[notmakingout]

I like ta consider myself one of a kind.

[theskyenceguy]

Don't we all.

[notmakingout]

Everyone's got their own unique and beautiful characteristics.

[theskyenceguy]

Or at least some people think they do.

[notmakingout]

Hey, I could surprise ya!

[theskyenceguy]

I'll be waiting with bated breath.