NINJA WARRIOR!1!!one!
[Today in Camp Fuck You Die, on a shallow slope of the volcano, is a four-stage obstacle course built above water, in which there are things... moving. But don't focus on that! This. Is. NINJA WARRIOR. Tests of strength! Endurance! Speed! Skill! Do you dare approach? Or perhaps you're one of the poor contestants trapped in a pen behind the starting line.
Sitting on a raised platform are three people; in the middle you have a scruffy zombie annihilator with a microphone. To his left is a beautiful young woman looking perplexed and put out. To his right is a VUX, tentacles waving dramatically in the wind. The two folks on the end are chained to their seats, for the record.]
Okay, let's get this shit started.
WELCOME TO... Ninja Warrior? NINJA WARRIOR. [clears throat] Who's the first victim? Because I think you spitfucks are all screwed.
((contestants please join #ninjawarrior. it isn't too late to sign up, either, just comment to this post with your character 'introduction' for the announcer to butcher.
this post will be open for as long as it takes for everyone who signed up to get to finish their course. winners will be announced thereafter.))
Sitting on a raised platform are three people; in the middle you have a scruffy zombie annihilator with a microphone. To his left is a beautiful young woman looking perplexed and put out. To his right is a VUX, tentacles waving dramatically in the wind. The two folks on the end are chained to their seats, for the record.]
Okay, let's get this shit started.
WELCOME TO... Ninja Warrior? NINJA WARRIOR. [clears throat] Who's the first victim? Because I think you spitfucks are all screwed.
((contestants please join #ninjawarrior. it isn't too late to sign up, either, just comment to this post with your character 'introduction' for the announcer to butcher.
this post will be open for as long as it takes for everyone who signed up to get to finish their course. winners will be announced thereafter.))