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I c-can't contain m-my excitement! I g-get to be in the camp, m-m-masochi-chist capitol of the w-w-world. And I get to w-wear my Santa Claus c-costume to do it. The elves n-never let me w-wear my costume on t-the clock. I'm kind of happy K-Krystal couldn't f-find Santa so I c-could come look while she f-finishes up on some w-wrap-p-ping, but I still hope I can find him s-soon. At l-least now we know to c-check in the cabins, since that's the only place left she didn't co-co-cover. That's why I'm here, on your d-doorstep.
Just not t-too soon, you know? I want to g-get some things done here in the camp. If it's not t-too forward, could you please hi-hi-hit me with this? Please? I've b-been such a naughty boy at the N-North Pole, so I think... I think I need a good lesson?
[offers a cat-o'-nine-tails in your direction]
[OUT FOR THE NIGHT sorry this time was so short, guys.]