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[hohohoshit]

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[alwaysuserubber]

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[hohohoshit]

I l-like it rough. Rough l-like the bark on a Christmas tree.

[alwaysuserubber]

Who the hell are you?

[hohohoshit]

M-my name's Edward and I'm here to f-find Santa.

[inurakuma]

What's a masochist?

[hohohoshit]

Oh, j-just someone who could ji-jingle my bells! Hard.

[inurakuma]

[L-lol euphemisms]

Couldn't you just ring 'em?

[hohohoshit]

... w-well, the appeal is h-having someone else do it for me. And m-making me cry during it.

[sistercomplex]

I reeeally think Santa needs to take another look at his hiring process...

[hohohoshit]

He d-didn't want me a-all alone on the island of m-misfit toys. Santa is really nice l-like that.

[sistercomplex]

I'm not gonna ask about those toys.

[andcontrarywise]

Oh? But how can you know if you like them or not until you've tried.

[necessaryevil]

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[eternalsamba]

I think you should take him up on that. .

[necessaryevil]

...Is that so?

[eternalsamba]

You might be good at it.

[hairmajesty]

...Should this post be... censored or something?

[hohohoshit]

Oh! I've done something I should b-be punished for.

[hairmajesty]

I deflect that responsibility onto someone else! What if kids come up thinking you're actually Santa?

[hohohoshit]

... but di-didn't Krystal tell everyone he w-was missing? She said she g-got everyone's attention!