[ITP: Pie]

[theappleofhis]

[In the Mess Hall there are a few tables set up and they are covered in pies of all shapes, sizes and flavors. These pies are super delicious.]

Would you like a slice?

[OOC: WE ALL KNOW LJ IS BEING A HOOKER, so yeah. ETA SUPER SLOW, GUYS. Sorry. ETA 2 I'm dropping the post for the night. I'll pick up tomorrow.]

Comments

[grewuptootsun]

*PIE!!! ...but not ned pie :|a*

[theappleofhis]

Hello, Yuta.

[grewuptootsun]

Hello uhm. You made all of this?

[theappleofhis]

I did.

[twistofcetra]

What is it? Why is that one a different color? Are they hot?

[theappleofhis]

It's pie. This one is a different flavor. And they're warm, but not hot enough to burn you.

[twistofcetra]

May I try please?

[theappleofhis]

Of course. What kind would you like?

[gunsmoking]

Is this a trick question?

[theappleofhis]

No?

[gunsmoking]

So what's the catch?

[theappleofhis]

There isn't one.

[purple_pliers]

Wow, those look delicious.

(Placeholder orz)

[theappleofhis]

Thank you. Would you like some?

[purple_pliers]

Yes, please! What do you recommend?

[theappleofhis]

The apple is always good.

[boxbythebed]

God, I fucking miss pie...

[theappleofhis]

Can you not eat it anymore?

[boxbythebed]

Allergies.

[theappleofhis]

I could try making one special for you?