[ITP: Pie]

[theappleofhis]

[In the Mess Hall there are a few tables set up and they are covered in pies of all shapes, sizes and flavors. These pies are super delicious.]

Would you like a slice?

[OOC: WE ALL KNOW LJ IS BEING A HOOKER, so yeah. ETA SUPER SLOW, GUYS. Sorry. ETA 2 I'm dropping the post for the night. I'll pick up tomorrow.]

Comments

[gunsmoking]

Is this a trick question?

[theappleofhis]

No?

[gunsmoking]

So what's the catch?

[theappleofhis]

There isn't one.

[gunsmoking]

...

No, really. What is going on here??

[theappleofhis]

. . . I made pie to share with everyone.

[gunsmoking]

. . .

[theappleofhis]

[hands him a slice of apple pie. it is safe and amazingly delicious.]

[gunsmoking]

[...munching]

[theappleofhis]

[. . . waits]

[gunsmoking]

There's no poison, right?

[theappleofhis]

. . . No.

[gunsmoking]

Then I like it.

[theappleofhis]

I'm glad.

[forcuttingboxes]

Of all the weird shit here, you're suspicious of pie.

[gunsmoking]

That's what makes it so suspicious! It's too... quaint!