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*move over, noobspeaker. there is a new megaphone in town, and it's in the hand of one tracksuited babe standing in the middle of camp.*
ATTENTION!!!
Good. Now that you're all bright eyed and bushy tailed, we can get down to business. You've likely heard who I am by now, and frankly, yes, I have time for an autograph session. Unfortunately for you, that will have to wait. Because of all your whiny cries about EQUAAAAALITY and HUMAN RIIIIGHTS I now have to consider each and every one of you for the new Special Uplifting Cheerleading Klub. That's right. You all are part of SUCK. Fitting.
But just because I have to accept all you losers, it doesn't mean I have to take you like you are. Training begins now. First, we'll get rid of the stuff that you aren't using anyway, so why bother keeping it and adding it your already overweight body, you fatty. Behind me you'll see three boxes. Deposit the appropriate items in the boxes and then get in line. It'll be practice for those unemployment lines you'll be standing in when you're older.
...oh for...
Fine. Since you all can't read the boxes are as follows: SOUL. BRAIN. PINKIE TOES.
((edit: breaking for the night! thank you! ♥))
ATTENTION!!!
Good. Now that you're all bright eyed and bushy tailed, we can get down to business. You've likely heard who I am by now, and frankly, yes, I have time for an autograph session. Unfortunately for you, that will have to wait. Because of all your whiny cries about EQUAAAAALITY and HUMAN RIIIIGHTS I now have to consider each and every one of you for the new Special Uplifting Cheerleading Klub. That's right. You all are part of SUCK. Fitting.
But just because I have to accept all you losers, it doesn't mean I have to take you like you are. Training begins now. First, we'll get rid of the stuff that you aren't using anyway, so why bother keeping it and adding it your already overweight body, you fatty. Behind me you'll see three boxes. Deposit the appropriate items in the boxes and then get in line. It'll be practice for those unemployment lines you'll be standing in when you're older.
...oh for...
Fine. Since you all can't read the boxes are as follows: SOUL. BRAIN. PINKIE TOES.
((edit: breaking for the night! thank you! ♥))