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*in the Mess Hall, there are lot of pitchers of juice! bright blue juice! it sure looks refreshing and tasty! you should drink it*
Aaaaaugh, letmetellyou, we really need a way to fight the mistletoe! Maybe we should setitonfire? We might burn down some cabins butstill! Nomoremistletoe and Franky could build everyone new cabins! Although I bet someone's tried that, burningthemistletoe not buildingcabins, and I bet it's unburnable and probably un-blow-up-able. And youknow, if you didn't mind people kissingyouallthetime, it might not make bad armor or a bad weapon!
Something else that might make a good weapon are zombie heads! We got a lotta zombies and who would like a zombie head thrown at them? Noone! So you throw a zombie head and the person goes AAAAAAAAHHHHH A ZOMBIE HEAD and they duck and you can run! Or they get hit and start yelling about zombie sludge and eeeeeewzombiesludge. Of course, you gotta hold the zombie head and get zombie sludge on your hands somaybeit'snotthatgoodanidea because eeeeeewzombiesludge. And you gotta carry a bag of zombie heads around withyou and who wants to carry around zombie heads? NOTME! A fork catapult suit would be better. You press a button and ZOOM, tonsofforks shoot out and maybe they've got strings attached and you could use the suit to hunt the wildMessHallfood! AhahahahawildMessHallfood...
Wowthisjuiceisreallygoodreallybubbly, I definitely want some more! That pitcher over there hasCaptainUsopp'snameonitIbetmytongue'sallblue!!!
*on second thought, maybe you don't want to drink the juice*
[ooc: drinking the juice will make your character hyper; feel free to hyper it up or boggle at everyone else]
Aaaaaugh, letmetellyou, we really need a way to fight the mistletoe! Maybe we should setitonfire? We might burn down some cabins butstill! Nomoremistletoe and Franky could build everyone new cabins! Although I bet someone's tried that, burningthemistletoe not buildingcabins, and I bet it's unburnable and probably un-blow-up-able. And youknow, if you didn't mind people kissingyouallthetime, it might not make bad armor or a bad weapon!
Something else that might make a good weapon are zombie heads! We got a lotta zombies and who would like a zombie head thrown at them? Noone! So you throw a zombie head and the person goes AAAAAAAAHHHHH A ZOMBIE HEAD and they duck and you can run! Or they get hit and start yelling about zombie sludge and eeeeeewzombiesludge. Of course, you gotta hold the zombie head and get zombie sludge on your hands somaybeit'snotthatgoodanidea because eeeeeewzombiesludge. And you gotta carry a bag of zombie heads around withyou and who wants to carry around zombie heads? NOTME! A fork catapult suit would be better. You press a button and ZOOM, tonsofforks shoot out and maybe they've got strings attached and you could use the suit to hunt the wildMessHallfood! AhahahahawildMessHallfood...
Wowthisjuiceisreallygoodreallybubbly, I definitely want some more! That pitcher over there hasCaptainUsopp'snameonitIbetmytongue'sallblue!!!
*on second thought, maybe you don't want to drink the juice*
[ooc: drinking the juice will make your character hyper; feel free to hyper it up or boggle at everyone else]