SOMEWHERE NEAR WHERE YOU ARE I GUESS

[teawithmilf]

Alright, I've given this place the once-over. Everything looks terrible, but that's about what I expected from the outside. So what I need now is a good cup of tea and directions out, yeah?

The faster we can get this done, the sooner you get to go back to whatever you were doin', I promise.

((YOU HAVE BEEN LOVELY AND I LOVE YOU LOTS but i am

Comments

[beautytopsthe]

I can help with the tea, but not the directions?

[teawithmilf]

That's a start anyway.

[beautytopsthe]

The Mess Hall is this way!

[teawithmilf]

Hold on there, mess hall?

[athousandandnun]

[Magical nighttime. Or indoors. Whatever]

...I'm afraid you can't leave.

[teawithmilf]

What're you saying, can't? Sure I can.

[athousandandnun]

Ah, there's a barrier surrounding the encampment.

[teawithmilf]

...

Barrier.

[lol_intertubes]

The tea shouldn't be a problem. Leaving is another story, I'm afraid.

[teawithmilf]

I'm hearing too much of that last part.

[lol_intertubes]

I'm sorry; if I could truthfully tell you differently, I would.

[teawithmilf]

What's wrong with takin' the door out like a proper person would?

[so_sew_me]

Oh~! I know where the tea place is! Uncle Iroh is really good at making tea, too.

[teawithmilf]

Well at least there's some bit of it lookin' up. Your uncle, he's good?

[so_sew_me]

Ohh... well, he's not really my uncle. But he's such a kind, warm man I like to think of him as one.

[teawithmilf]

Nothin' wrong with that, dear.

[getoffmylap]

If only it were that easy.

...The leaving, not the tea.

[teawithmilf]

That is all I am hearing.

[getoffmylap]

That would be because it's the truth.

[teawithmilf]

How do you figure?