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teawithmilf in campfuckudie

SOMEWHERE NEAR WHERE YOU ARE I GUESS

Nov 19, 2009 21:09

Alright, I've given this place the once-over. Everything looks terrible, but that's about what I expected from the outside. So what I need now is a good cup of tea and directions out, yeah?

The faster we can get this done, the sooner you get to go back to whatever you were doin', I promise.

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lol_intertubes November 20 2009, 02:28:51 UTC

The tea shouldn't be a problem. Leaving is another story, I'm afraid.

teawithmilf November 20 2009, 02:34:55 UTC

I'm hearing too much of that last part.

lol_intertubes November 20 2009, 02:37:21 UTC

I'm sorry; if I could truthfully tell you differently, I would.

teawithmilf November 20 2009, 02:50:12 UTC

What's wrong with takin' the door out like a proper person would?

lol_intertubes November 20 2009, 02:56:12 UTC

In this case, the "door" in question is a barrier around the camp that prevents us all from leaving unless the Director, the person in charge of this place, wills it. Unfortunately for us, she usually doesn't will it, and no one's entirely sure why; the "official" reason we've been given makes no sense and is likely false.

teawithmilf November 20 2009, 03:05:00 UTC

So what's this reason?

lol_intertubes November 20 2009, 03:10:07 UTC

Supposedly, those of us who are "camper" aged are suspects in the murder of her fiance. However, the fiance is very much alive and has been seen in camp; why he has not notified her of this is unknown as he doesn't tend to stay around long enough for anyone to ask. Even if that were not the case, I don't know that there are many - if any - of us who would have the motive, means, or opportunity, since we are all from different places and times.

I don't know why those who are over twenty-one are here; apparently she started bringing "counselors" in at a later date.

teawithmilf November 20 2009, 03:24:46 UTC

Murder? This's about some murder? Some bloke goes and she thinks he's gone and croaked but he's hidin' out? Oh that's just wrong. Whose idea was that, his? It's got to be, no one else'd think that cracked.

lol_intertubes November 20 2009, 03:57:07 UTC

[sighs] It would be nice if we could get some answers from him; I'd really like to know just why he's doing this, especially since it's affecting so many people.

teawithmilf November 20 2009, 04:08:37 UTC

That's not what he'll be worrying about if he runs into me.

lol_intertubes November 20 2009, 04:28:27 UTC

[...Uh.]

R-right.

teawithmilf November 20 2009, 04:53:25 UTC

It's true.

lol_intertubes November 20 2009, 05:03:26 UTC

[NOT ARGUING]

Er, sorry; I didn't mean to suggest that it wasn't.

teawithmilf November 20 2009, 05:09:41 UTC

I'm just saying is all.

lol_intertubes November 20 2009, 05:18:37 UTC

[nods] I'm certainly not going to argue with that.

takeme2urpants November 20 2009, 03:29:49 UTC

Good day, Master Raidou! ♥

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