IT'S TUESDAY

[sauerkraus]

[While some mornings mean chocolate-chip pancakes in the mess hall, Tuesday's menu is an entirely different matter. Tuesday is a true Russian roulette of gastronomic health issues, and there is always the off-chance that you'll find a relative or a dear friend in the pot... or so the rumour goes. Whatever your feelings about Tuesdays in the

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[alwaysuserubber]

...

A GHOST!!

[sauerkraus]

Where?! How did I not sense it?

[alwaysuserubber]

[HOLD STILL AND LET ME TOUCH YOU]

[sauerkraus]

This is very awkward... where is this ghost you spoke of?

[mechabro]

There's not enough cola around here. That's all I gotta say... for now, anyways.

[alwaysuserubber]

[I DON'T KNOW WHO THIS GUY IS BUT I AM TOUCHING HIS FACE... facebag?]

[mechabro]

Don't deflate him or anything.

[alwaysuserubber]

Deflate?

[butterflybuldge]

It always tastes like blood.

[sauerkraus]

Are you another of the cannibals?

[butterflybuldge]

I can be, humans are my species' food. But that is beside the point.

[sauerkraus]

Ah, so you are another whose species is other than human?

[das_sourkraut]

[...ping?]

((Holy placeholder Batman!))

[sauerkraus]

Ah! Guten Tag! You do not look so well --would you like some of this medicine?

[das_sourkraut]

I'm perfectly fine, but thank you for your concern.

[sauerkraus]

Of course. How are you enjoying your breakfast?

[vore_crimes]

Uh, the food's okay, but I am so goddamn sick of soup every week.

[sauerkraus]

What would you prefer instead?

[vore_crimes]

Live demons or humans, really.

[sauerkraus]

Live?! That is abomination!