IT'S TUESDAY

[sauerkraus]

[While some mornings mean chocolate-chip pancakes in the mess hall, Tuesday's menu is an entirely different matter. Tuesday is a true Russian roulette of gastronomic health issues, and there is always the off-chance that you'll find a relative or a dear friend in the pot... or so the rumour goes. Whatever your feelings about Tuesdays in the

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[alwaysuserubber]

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A GHOST!!

[sauerkraus]

Where?! How did I not sense it?

[alwaysuserubber]

[HOLD STILL AND LET ME TOUCH YOU]

[sauerkraus]

This is very awkward... where is this ghost you spoke of?

[alwaysuserubber]

[laughs, then walks around the table once to get a good look at you]

Uohoho! What are you?!

[sauerkraus]

Ah... I see you believe me to be a ghost. That is close enough, but I am not dead; just without a body.

[alwaysuserubber]

Ah? Did your body get lost?

[sauerkraus]

Burned, actually. Was very unfortunate, but at least I still live, ja?

[alwaysuserubber]

So how come you're a jellyfish?

[sauerkraus]

Jellyfish? I am no jellyfish. How do you get jellyfish??

[alwaysuserubber]

A jellyfish person, wow!

[sauerkraus]

I... I am not a jellyfish person either. You had it best to start: I am probably closest to being a ghost.

[alwaysuserubber]

Ghost jellyfish, got it! --Ah! Do you have food?!

[sauerkraus]

I am no... [sigh] The food is over there. I think it is soup today. Other than that, I only have these pills. [the array of medicine]

[alwaysuserubber]

That soup's got zombie in it!!

[sauerkraus]

GOTT! Are you serious?! That is unsanitary!