ITP: your shirt is not safe

[shirtsflyopen]

[there is a beautiful new car sitting in camp with a beautiful man relaxing on its hood with his shirt wide open. He seems fairly happy about something, possibly because some people seem to be losing their buttons/having their shirts fly open as they get close. But it might just be because you're walking by.]

Lovely evening, isn't it?

[intro for Akio - standard warnings apply. ETA: passing out. I will pick up new and old threads tomorrow!]