ITP: your shirt is not safe

[shirtsflyopen]

[there is a beautiful new car sitting in camp with a beautiful man relaxing on its hood with his shirt wide open. He seems fairly happy about something, possibly because some people seem to be losing their buttons/having their shirts fly open as they get close. But it might just be because you're walking by.]

Lovely evening, isn't it?

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[officialrapier]

. . .

[just. standing there.]

[sighoftheorz]

[standing next to you]

[officialrapier]

...Ah...

[sighoftheorz]

Mitsuru-san. You've met my brother?

[sighoftheorz]

[stops dead]

[shirtsflyopen]

[well well well]

Anthy.

[sighoftheorz]

Brother. I didn't think I would see you here.

[shirtsflyopen]

You didn't think we would meet again?

[whenurgood2nana]

Some sort of perverted super power?

[shirtsflyopen]

Pardon?

[whenurgood2nana]

*tugs her shirt closed and points at all the shirts flying open as people approach him*

That.

[shirtsflyopen]

[chuckle]

An unfortunate side effect.

[imgottapower]

[do do do do hey wait, A BREEZE?]

[shirtsflyopen]

Good evening.

[imgottapower]

Uh, hey there.

[shirtsflyopen]

What's your name?

[climaxinside]

Ehh? Mm, suppose it is.

[shirtsflyopen]

You can see so many stars.

[climaxinside]

Yeah, it's true.

[shirtsflyopen]

You're welcome to join me.