The Girl With the Ribbon Accessory

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[There's a monkey-boy dressed like the grim reaper and a sorceress dressed like a witch sitting at a table in the mess hall today. The table is appropriately decorated for the holiday. The boy is telling a story

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[whenigrowdown]

[LISTENING INTENTLY O___O ...also dressed in a homemade orange baby dragon costume]

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Well hey there, kiddo.

[whenigrowdown]

--Hi! ...Is onii-chan a Ghost?

[get_sometail]

You mean my costume?

[welcome_summer]

Oh? So in this version, she gives her permission...

[get_sometail]

So you heard the "he takes it off in her sleep" version, too?

[welcome_summer]

Mmm, the person I heard it from really played up the temptation aspect. Turned it into a Pandora's Box situation with about the same sad end.

[get_sometail]

It really does change the whole story that way.

[notablondejoke]

Ooh! I know this one!

[lovemeandespair]

It sounds like a lot of people have!

[notablondejoke]

My brothers used to tell me all kinds of stories like that one. It was awesome.

[lovemeandespair]

Maybe that's why I haven't heard it before, then. No brothers to try and scare me!

[a_bit_unstaple]

[I love this story. Can't you tell?]

[get_sometail]

Haha, liked that one, huh?

[a_bit_unstaple]

Of course. It teaches an important lesson about women to every man.

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What's that?

[capt_liarpants]

Wh-What h-h-happened?

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[Then Rinoa shoves me to the floor ow]

[capt_liarpants]

*SCREAMS AT THE STORY'S PUNCHLINE*

*and then laughs at the falling on the floor*

[get_sometail]

Har har har.