The Girl With the Ribbon Accessory

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[There's a monkey-boy dressed like the grim reaper and a sorceress dressed like a witch sitting at a table in the mess hall today. The table is appropriately decorated for the holiday. The boy is telling a story

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[tatooine]

FUCKING RIBBONS.

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If it's anything this story has taught us, it's that you shouldn't underestimate your accessories!

[eldena]

Yeah, you just know that poor woman's gonna run into a Malboro right after this.

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No kiddin'. Bad Breath can Confuse you and really make ya lose your head.

[very_verydanger]

... this story in infitely more interesting if I pretend it's Gordon Ramsey and Rachel Ray.

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Whatever blows your hair back, sister.

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And her head fell off aaaaaa.

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Hey look, it's the peanut gallery!

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Hey look, its a monkey in costume.

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Hey, I didn't pick this one.

[chewitover]

And what happened next?

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[and then I finish the story and get tossed to the floor]

Adfkfffff!

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Are you all right?

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I'm alright!

[whipinhand]

[look, a schoolgirl approaches! or not]

I think I've heard this one before, Zidane.

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[hubba hubba]

Yeah, it sounds pretty popular ...

(WHOA. What a babe!)

[whipinhand]

We used to tell it around a campfire when we were younger. Six or so . . .

[wry wry wry]

[get_sometail]

Yeah, same with me.