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[iscrewtothink]

[So it's the beginning of the Halloween season in Camp~ this can only mean one thing...

There is a box of whistles sitting innocently on a table. Behind said table is a mad scientist, straddling his newish rolly chair and idly twisting his screw and smoking]

((rape whistles for those who want them! sadistic mad scientist for whoever wants

Comments

[takeme2urpants]

...I am unfamiliar with these devices. Would you mind explaining, Doctor Stein?

[iscrewtothink]

Whistles to attract people who may disable some other individual from doing another harm~

[takeme2urpants]

Oh! Due to the rumors about this particular month, correct?

[Lookin' at them curiously] How does one operate them?

[iscrewtothink]

It's not only rumor. This place does get troublesome around this time of year.

[also, picking up a whistle and demonstrating their use. not very loudly, though]

[swornmyoaths]

Rape whistles?

[iscrewtothink]

That's right.

[swornmyoaths]

Great, I'm taking three.

[iscrewtothink]

Three? Really?

[atonalistic]

[. . .]

What are those for?

[iscrewtothink]

Protection!

[atonalistic]

. . . it's a whistle.

[iscrewtothink]

Whistles call attention to those in need of it~

[nunarmedgirl]

What're those for?

[iscrewtothink]

Assistance~

[nunarmedgirl]

What do they do?

[iscrewtothink]

Alert someone if you're in need of assistance.

[hidesthebodies]

. . . you're handing out whistles?

[iscrewtothink]

Of course.

[hidesthebodies]

Why?

[iscrewtothink]

The month of October is an especially fun one~