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[iscrewtothink]

[So it's the beginning of the Halloween season in Camp~ this can only mean one thing...

There is a box of whistles sitting innocently on a table. Behind said table is a mad scientist, straddling his newish rolly chair and idly twisting his screw and smoking]

((rape whistles for those who want them! sadistic mad scientist for whoever wants

Comments

[takeme2urpants]

...I am unfamiliar with these devices. Would you mind explaining, Doctor Stein?

[iscrewtothink]

Whistles to attract people who may disable some other individual from doing another harm~

[takeme2urpants]

Oh! Due to the rumors about this particular month, correct?

[Lookin' at them curiously] How does one operate them?

[iscrewtothink]

It's not only rumor. This place does get troublesome around this time of year.

[also, picking up a whistle and demonstrating their use. not very loudly, though]

[takeme2urpants]

Hmm... are they for everyone's use, or do you require payment in some way?

[iscrewtothink]

Ah, no. They're for everyone's use. It's only practical.

[takeme2urpants]

Wonderful.

[I am taking twenty of them.]

[iscrewtothink]

...

You know a number of people, I take it?

[takeme2urpants]

I believe I will deliver them personally! Protection is the best gift I can give, at present, and many of them are untrained in self defense.

Besides, if I ever give them cause to become uncomfortable or threatened, they could simply summon a third party. Yes, this will do nicely.

[iscrewtothink]

[clap clap golf clap]

A hero to us all~

[takeme2urpants]

...Perhaps my Captain will need more than one, should he be restrained in some way...

[iscrewtothink]

Haha. Can never be too careful~

[takeme2urpants]

[Ponder ponder]

Are there different frequencies of sound, or are they all the same?

[iscrewtothink]

I'd assume they're all different depending on how much air one puts into them.

[takeme2urpants]

Ah! I will attempt to use them, and see how very high-pitched they can be. How far does the sound travel?

[alwaysuserubber]

[also taking a massive amount 8|b]