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[cornierthanthou]

[Remember how vicious all the rabbits at camp are? Well not far from a were-rabbit village there is now what seems to be a nefarious bunnyman parading about in platemail and wearing a large, sheathed blade. There's another of those were-rabbits (albeit in tribal garb) chattering incomprehensibly at him while offering a steaming plate of...

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[lietmeupinside]

A-ah. Are you all right?

[cornierthanthou]

Only accosted by an overly generous host. I am in no danger, but a great deal of discomfort.

[lietmeupinside]

L-let's get you out of there, then. Are you in any shape to run?

[cornierthanthou]

I am, though I fear our pursuer will be fleet of foot as well. Have you any method of slowing him down?

[robocalypse]

...

Do you need help?

[cornierthanthou]

If you may spare it, yes!

[robocalypse]

[his eyes flash and he decapitates all of them in six fluid motions. They're on the ground still alive, but not moving]

[cornierthanthou]

[All the words in the world, yet this is the only response to the atrocity of your aid.]

... [gape.]

[tracknbythenose]

[...BUNNY]

[alwaysuserubber]

[WHY ARE WE ALWAYS ON THE SAME WAVELENGTH]

Oi! Dug!! We gotta catch one!

[tracknbythenose]

Yes! We must catch one and then play with it and eat it.

[cornierthanthou]

[Sensing danger!]

Hold! You do not mean...

[iyaaansobig]

[of course he wouldn't get it's human flesh]

Ohi, if you're not gonna eat it, this great me will instead!

[cornierthanthou]

[This land is filled with men and beasts clamoring for the flesh of their brethren...]

I do caution against partaking of that...

[The savage were-rabbit, on the other hand, doesn't care who eats at this point]

[iyaaansobig]

... what? Ohi, what the hell are you saying?

[cornierthanthou]

The proffered dish is not something I would so eagerly consume.

[putyrchinthebox]

Bunny!

[cornierthanthou]

[That was a surprising outburst]

Uh, hail!

[putyrchinthebox]

Hello!

[cornierthanthou]

I fear I must correct you, but I am a Pooka, and not a bunny.