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[cornierthanthou]

[Remember how vicious all the rabbits at camp are? Well not far from a were-rabbit village there is now what seems to be a nefarious bunnyman parading about in platemail and wearing a large, sheathed blade. There's another of those were-rabbits (albeit in tribal garb) chattering incomprehensibly at him while offering a steaming plate of...

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[iyaaansobig]

[of course he wouldn't get it's human flesh]

Ohi, if you're not gonna eat it, this great me will instead!

[cornierthanthou]

[This land is filled with men and beasts clamoring for the flesh of their brethren...]

I do caution against partaking of that...

[The savage were-rabbit, on the other hand, doesn't care who eats at this point]

[iyaaansobig]

... what? Ohi, what the hell are you saying?

[cornierthanthou]

The proffered dish is not something I would so eagerly consume.

[iyaaansobig]

Are you saying I shouldn't eat that, small one? What kind of word is proffered?

[cornierthanthou]

You are correct: That is what I would suggest you not do.

[iyaaansobig]

Why..?

[cornierthanthou]

'Tis human.

[iyaaansobig]

... Seriously?

[cornierthanthou]

I would not lie. I saw the carcass it was cut from, and it was distinctly humanoid, 'less you have other creatures of similar shape.

[iyaaansobig]

I think I lost my appetite.

Whatever, what are you exactly, small thing?

[cornierthanthou]

My name is Cornelius of Titania. I was not always as you see here, but the form I am cursed into at present is called 'Pooka.' I will answer anything you wish to know, but first may I have the courtesy of your name in kind?

[iyaaansobig]

Heh, of course! My name is the only one you need to remember, and you better not forget it..! Be amazed, because in front of you is the great

BLACK*STAR

[cornierthanthou]

... Is that not more a title than a name?

[iyaaansobig]

If this great me had a title, that would be "The amazing untoppable greater god of the universe and everything in it"!

[cornierthanthou]

I am glad you don't, for I would hate to repeat that. A title, besides, ought be shorter and more telling. Where I am from we have the Shadow Knight, the Demon Lord, and the Inferno King. Would you not prefer something as concise as that?