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[pellameno]

[there is something of a personals ad on the bulletin board outside the mess hall:

One (1) clueless hermaphrodite and one (1) fail prince seeking an adviser/instructor in the ways of romance. Practical demonstrations welcome. Compensation to be discussed.the seekers in question are standing about the ad

Comments

[autovajin]

I'm the last person you should ask for advice.

[pellameno]

Well, I wasn't asking you in particular.

[autovajin]

Good, because I ruin my own love life without even trying.

[pellameno]

Oh? I might be able to help there. I might be clueless about romance, but I'm not bad with relationships.

[ainofubuki]

What's up?

[pellameno]

Hello there. Can you help?

[ainofubuki]

Maybe!

[pellameno]

Well, let's give it a try. What do you find romantic?

[rebelsplotting]

[was getting tea, but. . . what is up on the board]

But you wrote something to that effect?

[pellameno]

We did... with less demeaning adjectives and the plea for demonstration.

[rebelsplotting]

[slow, curt nod]

To what ends?

[pellameno]

Satisfaction of curiosity, and maybe to please partners.

[capt_liarpants]

How can someone be a fail prince? It sounds like he applied to be a prince but failed the final test and I don't think becoming a prince works like that.

[and_thats_it]

It doesn't, you're born to it. Or I was, at least.

[capt_liarpants]

So you're the fail prince? What'd you fail, horseback-riding? Sword-fighting? Ahaha, did you forget to save a princess?

[and_thats_it]

None of the above - except, perhaps, for the latter, in the end. Not a princess, either...but I'm not quite sure.

[osoruosoruosoru]

I don't think I'm meant to do anything on this one. I'm very bad at it....

[pellameno]

Oh.. Mio, was it? How are you feeling?

[osoruosoruosoru]

I'm feeling fine, thanks to you....

[pellameno]

[waves it off]

I'm glad you're well. Wataru wasn't too worried, was he?